Episodes
Episodes
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Wednesday Jul 27, 2022
Delighted with their bags full of fresh food, the heroes are determined to not be distracted by anything in the market. They press forward towards lodging, only stopping for necessities such as shiny weaponry and collectible coins. They were also able to get a once-in-a-lifetime deal on a new cloak for the woman, taking full advantage of the gullibility of the vendor who clearly didn't realize the bargain he was offering.
Finally arriving at their lodging, the heroes carry the numerous bags of goodies they acquired into the inn and sat down to rest. After being shown to their rooms, they sorted through their purchases. They couldn't believe the deals they received, and almost felt bad for taking advantage of the vendors. Either way they were confident in their bargaining abilities, and were happy to make it through the market without becoming distracted.
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Wednesday Jul 20, 2022
Wednesday Jul 20, 2022
The heroes make their way to the nearest town, happy to have firm ground under their feet once more. They shake the mud off of their boots and carry forward. They pass through the makeshift archway serving as the entrance, and are immediately distracted by the food vendor just inside the town.
They rush over to the ramshackle booth, and take in the aroma of the freshly baked breads, the citrus of the fruits, and the fresh dirt from the vegetables. They only just realized that the damp food they had eaten throughout the swamp had made them unbelievably hungry. They threw away their molding food, and quickly bought up all they could carry. They stuffed their bags full, happy that they wouldn't be distracted by anything else in town.
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Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Wednesday Jul 13, 2022
Sitting around the campfire, the heroes regain their strength and enjoy a warm meal. They elate in no longer being trapped in the marsh. Relaxing, they look forward to the easier travel before them. The fields in front of them would make traversing the landscape much easier than what they had just come through.
In the distance, small lights dot the landscape where towns lay in the valley. The population that resided in those towns was less peasantry, and more nobility. They would have to be careful about what they said, and avoid being tricked by the gold-hungry populace.
They planned their route forward, and made note of what supplies they would need by the time they arrived at the towns. They would make only the necessary stops, and not get held up by the excitement of the people. It would be easy to get distracted by events and vendors shouting at them as they walked by, but the heroes would definitely not be tempted by any of it.
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Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
Wednesday Jul 06, 2022
After what seemed an eternity, our heroes arrive at the edge of the marsh. They step foot onto dry land, happy to be rid of the mud that had slowed them for days. Being able to dry off would bring them comfort, and clean clothes would raise their spirits.
They set down their packs, and quickly change into dry outfits. They bundle up their muddy clothes, and throw them into a pack together. Setting up a camp, they settle down for the night to warm back up and recover their strength. They gather around the fire to keep warm, and recount their humble beginnings.
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Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
Wednesday Jun 29, 2022
The heroes woke up to find they had been covered in a thin green film. A stench clung to their clothes, and they worried about the state of their packaged food. They opened the pouch and were pleased to see that the food hadn't spoiled. They snacked, and then cleaned up the campsite.
Begrudgingly, they stepped back down into the marsh to continue on. According to the map, they were a little over halfway through the marsh. This gave them hope that they would be able to sleep on dry ground, without fear of a horrible odor keeping them awake. They pressed forward, one muddy step after another.
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Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Episode 127 - Diablo Immortal, The Boys, and The Uvalde Cover Up
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Wednesday Jun 22, 2022
Continuing on through the bog, the heroes trudge through mud and an overwhelming stench. As they marched onward, the mud became thicker, and the stench grew worse. The vegetation in the area was dead, wilted over in the shape of snarled fingers. The rotting corpses of animals that couldn't escape the bog lay nearly preserved under the thick, marshy ground.
The heroes were careful to watch each step they took, lest they stumble into a carcass that would suck them under. As they continued on, they spotted a raised area that appeared to be out of the mud. They found their footing and lifted themselves out of the marsh. The ground was still damp, so they placed down a barrier between the ground and their bed rolls. They set up a campfire, hoping it would burn away the odor that hung around them. It did not. Hiding away under their blankets, they talked about the pay-to-win scam that is Diablo Immortal, Season 3 of The Boys, and how the Uvalde Police Department is covering up what they did in the Robb Elementary school shooting.
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
Wednesday Jun 15, 2022
The heroes say goodbye to the guard, and continue on the path out of town. They pass the remnants of a few old carriages that had broken down either due to bandit attacks, or simply given up due to weathering. Birds picked at the skeletal remains of animals that had been chased out of town, scattering as the heroes drew closer.
While the way they had ventured into the village from was mainly forested, the path they were on now quickly changed into swampland. The ground grew muddier, and a foul stench hung over their heads. The swordsman hero had anticipated this, and had acquired some cloth from the town. They covered their faces to avoid breathing in the smell, and trudged onward. As they walked, they talked about the January 6th hearings, season 3 of The Boys, and the current drama surrounding YouTuber The Act Man.
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Episode 125 With Guest Stochkov - Depp Verdict, Gun Control, and Video Game Difficulties
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
Wednesday Jun 08, 2022
The swordsman hero leaves the hut with the woman, meeting back up with the Jester outside. They head back on the path through town, stopping to grab a bite to eat along the way. The swordsman hero purchases a few small sandwiches for the group, and watches as the woman gleefully gobbled hers down in just a few bites.
They continue on the path, and eventually come to the edge of the village. The heroes look up at what appeared to be a grotesque effigy of sorts. The pole had pieces of what could only be assumed to be the remains of the old baron affixed to it. The limbs were bent and broken, strung up hastily and without remorse. Blood pooled at the bottom of the pole, and a heavy stench enveloped the area. They were quick to continue on.
As they did, they were stopped by one of the guards they had encountered at the baron's keep. He had spoken to them when they were captives. He wished them luck on their way, and hoped to see them again. They talked about the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard verdict, the recent gun violence in the US, and the different difficulties in video games.